Posted 1 day ago

lackadaisycats:

Full image here.

Response to a reader’s question I drew during downtime on my business trip…when I should have been sleeping. I ought to have left cactus friend at home.
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EDIT:  It occurs to me only about four people know what that last part is about.  Here’s a terrible semi-explanation.

I don’t have any cactus friends. Hmmm.

Posted 1 day ago
Hey there I was wondering if you give me some tips on how to get into the comic book business like producing your own comics and how to get them published. Please and thank you
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kateordie:

As a librarian, I feel it’s important to point out that that pornography is probably mishelved. Unless it’s some sort of supernatural pornography?

Posted 1 day ago

What the hell is this nerd-brarian?! Is this stupid show going to break my heart? It is, isn’t it? Argh!

(Source: wouldyouliketoseemymask)

Posted 2 days ago

The Farscape Movie is Officially Happening

thingspeopleasklibrarians:

YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!

HAPPY DAY! frequentlydefiant!
Posted 2 days ago
bigbigtruck:

mermaidsdream:

murayou:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?


Dread, Malice, Moist, Made, Bail
um…. did I commit a crime lol

Bail, Secret, Cut, Peep, Chat
Followed by “Doogie” :\
Yeah, that about sums it up, and not in a good way.

Rage, dreads, secret, kick, passion
yeah okay

Fool to leave men manThat’s hilarious.

bigbigtruck:

mermaidsdream:

murayou:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?

Dread, Malice, Moist, Made, Bail

um…. did I commit a crime lol

Bail, Secret, Cut, Peep, Chat

Followed by “Doogie” :\

Yeah, that about sums it up, and not in a good way.

Rage, dreads, secret, kick, passion

yeah okay

Fool to leave men man
That’s hilarious.

Posted 3 days ago

It’s your day (well and Jesus’ too? I guess? This year anyway.)

Hey zordac! I googled you this!

Posted 3 days ago

nationalaquarium:

Easter Pro-Tip: Open those eggs with caution, kids. You never know what you’ll find on the inside! 

Fun surprises!

Posted 3 days ago

Nope.

playswithbooks:

Fuck this book. Fifty pages of nothing but dudes. I don’t need your dude filled future world, book. I don’t give a shit if the one dude who showed up for three pages wasn’t white, or if eventually the perfect fucking hero* gets a female love interest/side kick. Or two. There…

I love that! I would’ve thrown it, but it’s a library book :)

I debated ranting about the book more specifically, but decided against it. In part because it could be so many books. In part because it wouldn’t be fair to the book’s author. I did give up after fifty pages after all, and maybe that was five pages too soon. Maybe the character I took to be a love interest shows up and he says, “Oh no, actually, I’m into dudes.” Maybe the mysterious father figure is actually his ex. Maybe some character with a position of leadership or authority, even one of those shows up for one scene characters, is a woman or not white? I’ll never know! I’ll never know if this book stops being shitty! Mystery of the ages.

I’ve been scads happier since I gave myself permission not to read crap books, but it is sort of fun to get angry at one I really didn’t like. :D

Posted 3 days ago

Nope.

Fuck this book. Fifty pages of nothing but dudes. I don’t need your dude filled future world, book. I don’t give a shit if the one dude who showed up for three pages wasn’t white, or if eventually the perfect fucking hero* gets a female love interest/side kick. Or two. There are better fucking books, and if this pile of boring wins any awards, I will pitch a fit. Ugh.

*I about sprained something rolling my eyes so hard at the pages of repetitive manly admiration for the manly hero’s manly perfection.

Posted 3 days ago
joshreads:

super not comfortable with this turtle’s facial expressions

Eggs! Eggs!I have 3 dozen eggs right now. Three dozen.

joshreads:

super not comfortable with this turtle’s facial expressions

Eggs! Eggs!
I have 3 dozen eggs right now. Three dozen.

Posted 4 days ago

rj-anderson:

fourteenery:

theanalyzersfanfics:

animonde:

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A comedy sci-fi film with a woman of color as the lead!

OH LOOK AT HOW CUTE SHE IS.

OK, here is what you need to know:

This movie, which may or may not be any good, is based on a book which is fantastically good. It’s called THE TRUE MEANING OF SMEKDAY, by Adam Rex, and not only does it feature a cross-continental road trip in a flying car by a dynamic eleven-year-old heroine of colour named Gratuity (her friends call her Tip), a cat named Pig, and the most loveable alien you will ever meet, it’s got a diverse supporting cast, makes some smart and pointed commentary about ageism, sexism, racism, and the treatment of indigenous peoples, is magnificently funny and moreover has some great comics in it.

It also makes a GREAT readaloud. I could do J.Lo (the alien)’s voice all day. But enough of my blather, let Tip and J.Lo tell you themselves:

10 Reasons to Read The True Meaning of Smekday

All I know about the movie so far is that they have changed J.Lo’s name to Oh (presumably because Jennifer Lopez is no longer a current cultural reference), given him some weird curlycues on his head and taken the ponytails out of Gratuity’s hair. Having seen the prequel, I fear I am not optimistic about this movie doing any justice to the book… but if it gets some people to read the book, that will be a Good Thing.

Oh! I liked that book! Didn’t know there was a movie! Cool!

Posted 4 days ago

thecorgi:

Someone brought doggie cupcakes to the dog park….

This is my dog.

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Posted 4 days ago

lib-x:

Nothing but Star Wars until our May The Fourth party. Enjoy the Star Wars tumblrs, come to our Star Wars party

Woo!

Posted 5 days ago

librarymayhem:

Okay, so we just got a bag of bras donated!

Someone was just trying to be supportive.

Posted 5 days ago

wtfevolution:

"Don’t touch this king crab."

"Sure, evolution."

"Seriously, don’t touch it."

"Yeah, okay, fine."

"I mean it this time."

"Yeah, I can see that."

"No, really. Don’t.

"I think you’ve made your point."

Source: Courtesy of NOAA Okeanos Explorer Program, 2013 Northeast U.S. Canyons Expedition.