Readers Advisory via text: never boring.
"Spot, I have a date."
"No Spot, you cannot have any. This Xavier is for my date. Riker assures me that the eggs of the glogga fish of Tartrian 3 is most appropriate."
"Spot, you have had your recommended daily caloric intake. Do not be greedy."
"LaForge to Data."
"Data here. Am I needed in engineering?"
"Nooo, no." Geordie chuckles, "I was just checking in before your big night."
"Ah, I see. Friendly concern. It is not needed, as I do not experience nerves, or any other emotions."
"Ooookay, well you know you can com me if you have any questions."
"Thank you Geordie. You are a good friend."
"You too Spot."